I am not a restaurant reviewer but I am a pretty experienced diner. I am guessing most of you are too. But, this isn’t a restaurant review. It’s more, well, sharing my personal and professional impressions about dining at one America’s finest restaurants located in one of the world’s most beautiful areas.

Chef Thomas Keller’s
French Laundry is a French restaurant located in Yountville, California, in
Napa Valley. Chef Keller purchased the building and opened French Laundry in 1992. The rest is history, or legend, depending on how you view culinary wizardry; and because the restaurant has consistently earned three stars since 2006 from the
Michelin Guide. Not an easy task.
While I have known of the French Laundry for years, I have never had the pleasure of dining there. It’s one of those items on my restaurant bucket list. This all started when friends asked if I knew how to “get a coveted reservation” without waiting six months. It’s really not that long, but that’s part of the legend. So, sure, if I was going to ask a favor, I was coming too. Not to mention, my wife would leave me if I went without her. That’s a “party of six please”.
How we lost four of our original six just two weeks before the reservation is an entirely different story. Suffice it to say, we had little difficulty replacing them and ended up with a nice manageable four-top at the French Laundry, Monday, March 22nd, 7:30 PM.
Environment
In my opinion Napa Valley is the most beautiful part of California, so it’s hard not to have fun. There’s wine there! The whole concept of drinking shots of wine, getting in your car, then drinking shots of wine, getting in your car, then drinking shots of wine is insane. But, we all do it, very happily. Napa Valley was meant for food + wine.
Food
French Laundry offers a nine course tasting menu, as well as a nine course vegetarian option, which is a nice touch. It’s prix fixe at $250 per person, plus wine and tax. That's not a surprise, but expectations were high, as they should be. $250 does include service, however.
Chef Keller’s food was truly amazing and beautifully presented over 3 ½ hours. All 9 courses met our expectations, were delicious and in one teary-eyed moment, it exceeded them. Can you say Pork Belly! I could go on but you get the picture. It's a lovely, well conceived, fresh, artfully arranged menu and after 9 courses, I fully expected the fine dining food hangover. But, not here, thankfully. This screams quality, balance, talent and thoughtfulness. Service ended with a tray of chocolate treats. Appreciated, but left on the table. Nine is enough.
Service
I’m a service hound so this is generally where I tend to find cracks in perfection. While I appreciate the notion of service personnel being invisible, attentive, knowledgeable and efficient, I was underwhelmed. The French Laundry seemed to operate on cruise control; meaning it is smooth and seamless to the guest but rather mechanical. While the dining room was beautiful and all French-country, it was the coolness of the servers that concerned me. Beginning with the lack of appropriate greeting by the hostess to the delivery of the check, I experienced very little personality and almost no engagement. Maybe it’s Keller’s service philosophy at work here, that being in the background and not being part of the dinner party rules - be the server, not a fifth to a four-top. But, personally I appreciate engagement and warmth, even in fine dining restaurants. The service team was efficient and proficient, attentive and mechanical. So, while they did their jobs efficiently, service lacked the welcoming and warmth I expected, one that I feel is indicative of a French family home in the country.

Ambiance
It’s perfect - nothing out of place. Imagine your perfect fantasy retirement restaurant, where you are the owner and host; weekend nights mostly. It’s the culmination of your 30 years in the business, so you know what you really hate about restaurants by now and here, it just doesn’t exit. In this shared fantasy, it’s a small 80-seat restaurant in the middle of a garden with fresh herbs, annuals, perennials, aromatic blossoms and green grass in a courtyard so neatly trimmed it looks fake. It's not. Nothing is out of place. Not a chip of paint, blade of grass or tree is out of order.
It's Perfect…at $100 an hour, per person. :-))
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