Unintentional restaurant humor.

First, as a recruiter, which I am subject to more than my fair share of (other's) bloopers. I have a few on my site, which are getting old. "I am an aspiring food diva" remains a favorite, as does "I am a sensational chef. Please google me." "I desire your assistance or your secretary" was also nice.

The following is a piecelet of spam that just floated in.

You are a Restaurant Server - Are you Certifiable?
Restaurant Server Certification & Examination Weaverville CA April 6th & 7th, 2009 Commit to your Hospitality Career Path Now!
:: Restaurant Server Certificate & Certification
:: Participate in both days, take the exam and become certified!
:: Johnson's Steak House - Trinity Alps Golf Course
yada yada.....


so, are youcertifiable? I sure know a lot of people who are.