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I love to lighten the mood during stressful times...

Does anyone have some good industry related jokes?

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When the server in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?" Why, it's bean soup," she replied. "I don't care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it now?" (Groan away)
Debra-

Love them both, especially "ketchup" - thanks - I needed to laugh - I'm trying to put a fan together and I have no clue on this one - it's predecessor died after three months, so I chose a different brand - I'm not sure whether all the parts are there or how they go together - AARGH.
A man and woman were traveling thru South Dakota.
The man says How is 'Pierre' pronounced ?
The woman says ""P- AIR"
The man says, I believe it is pronounced Peer.

The couple argue and feud about this for some time.
Finally they pull into a place.

The man says "We'll ask inside.."

The couple goes in and the woman says " Can you tell us where we are ?"

The cashier says softly " Burger King" !
There was an old guy wandering around the supermarket calling out, "Crisco,
Crisco!"

Finally a store clerk approached. "Sir, the Crisco is in aisle five."

"Oh," replied the old gentleman, "I’m not looking for cooking Crisco, I am
calling my wife."

"Your wife is named "Crisco?"

"Nah," he answered, "I only call her that when we’re out in public."

"Oh? What do you call her when you are at home?"

"Lard ass."
Customer: Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!

Waiter: SHHHH! Not so loud, or everyone will want one!

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