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Permalink Reply by Debra Straka on August 30, 2008 at 1:52pm

One more:
When the server in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?" Why, it's bean soup," she replied. "I don't care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it now?" (Groan away)

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Permalink Reply by susan holaday on August 30, 2008 at 2:29pm

Debra-

Love them both, especially "ketchup" - thanks - I needed to laugh - I'm trying to put a fan together and I have no clue on this one - it's predecessor died after three months, so I chose a different brand - I'm not sure whether all the parts are there or how they go together - AARGH.

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Permalink Reply by Keith Bernhardt on August 31, 2008 at 9:56am

A man and woman were traveling thru South Dakota.
The man says How is 'Pierre' pronounced ?
The woman says ""P- AIR"
The man says, I believe it is pronounced Peer.

The couple argue and feud about this for some time.
Finally they pull into a place.

The man says "We'll ask inside.."

The couple goes in and the woman says " Can you tell us where we are ?"

The cashier says softly " Burger King" !

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Permalink Reply by Jeannine on September 2, 2008 at 6:30am

There was an old guy wandering around the supermarket calling out, "Crisco,
Crisco!"

Finally a store clerk approached. "Sir, the Crisco is in aisle five."

"Oh," replied the old gentleman, "I’m not looking for cooking Crisco, I am
calling my wife."

"Your wife is named "Crisco?"

"Nah," he answered, "I only call her that when we’re out in public."

"Oh? What do you call her when you are at home?"

"Lard ass."

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Permalink Reply by Don Barrick on September 4, 2008 at 12:26am

Customer: Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!

Waiter: SHHHH! Not so loud, or everyone will want one!

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